Well, I'm ever upper class
High society

God's gift
To ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small

The social pages say
I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

And they're dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest)

(Balls of them all)

And my balls are
Always bouncing
My ballroom always full

And everybody cums
And cums again

If your name
Is on the guest list

No one
Can take you higher

Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls

Oh, I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest)

(Balls of them all)

Some balls are
Held for charity
And some for fancy dress

But when they're
Held for pleasure
They're the balls
That I like best

My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

Oh, We've got big balls

We've got big balls

We've got big balls

Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest

Balls of them all

(Oh we've got big balls, we've got big balls)
And I'm (we've got big balls)
Just itching to tell you about them
(Dirty big balls) Oh we had such wonderful fun
(He's got big balls) seafood cocktail
(She's got big balls) crabs
(But we've got the biggest) crayfish

(Balls of them all)

Oh ball sucker
Ball sucker
Ball sucker
Ball sucker
Ball sucker
Ball sucker
Ball sucker
Ball sucker
Ball sucker
Ball sucker
Ball sucker